Here's my favorite lazy man hunting:

Boceephus: "Holy @#%@ Billy Bob, there they go, coming out across the ridge, headin' towards the road!"

Billy Bob: "Lemme pull up" (Billy Bobputs his spitter down, and accelerates forward to get within range).

Sounds of shells clanking together, and a bolt slamming shut.

Truck Stalls.

Billy Bob: "Dammit"

Truck Starts, and Billy Bob puts the pedal to the metal.

Boceephus: "Stop right here...."

Boceephus: "STOP"

Boceephus: "I SAID STOP, YOU @$$#$%!!!"

Sounds of window winding down.

BOOOOOM

Billy Bob: "I think you got it"

Boceephus: "Was it a buck or a doe?"

Billy Bob: "Holy @#$%, it's getting up"

BOOOOOOM

Billy Bob: "Let me find a spot to park where it's not posted."

Boceephus: "Hell with those signs."

Billy Bob:"Yeah, hell with 'em, let's go see what ya got. We just gotta hurry before somebody comes."