1.....Getting all situated in yourtreestand before first light, then feeling that gurgle deep down in your intestines. You know you can't wait you gotta go now.

2.....Trying to find something to use for toilet paper.

3.....Realizing you should have tucked the hood of your one-piece outfit a little farther between your feet when you relieved yourself. Now you have a stinking mess smeared down your back.

LOL! Ever been there?