ORIGINAL: ducsauce
Maybe you could perform sex changes on those damn does that try so hard to become bucks.
No need to do that because he has a new product line as a sponsor. It is ACME ANTLER COMPANY (in caps

). Their specialty is reproduction horns with screw in bases. Here is a picture of the most famous and sought after model. Simply kill a doe and thenscrew your ACME ANTLER tm on the deer and send picture into HNI for recognition. Note the shape of the antlers are easy for shipping but expect to pay lots of money for over weight charges....CI