moose1915

nahhh, i'm not kidding! its just like when they released genetically altered super poisonous rattlesnakes to control the turkey population. seems the turkeys were eating too many grasshoppers, which in turn was starving out the yellow-bristled nuthatches.

now, without yellow bristled nuthatches, we all know that maple syrup production would grind to a halt, and without maple syrup, there would be alot of pissed off truckers at diners across the state.

then they would have to release jimmy hoffa from the cryogenic chamber they have been storing him in to straighten things out.

and BELIEVE ME a freshly unfrozen, sleepy jimmy hoffa is NOTHING you want running loose in PA.

and thats what the guy with the meth lab down the street from me says and i believe him