RE: Why can't people keep their mouth shut?
Those folks obviously aren't NewEnglanders.
Other guy: Any Luck?
Yankee: Nope. (doesn't look at other guy)
Other guy: Seen anything?
Yankee: Nawt mahch. (gives dirty look)
Other guy: I saw a big buck over at...
yankee: (pause, spits) ah-yah. (walks away)