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Old 11-27-2005, 07:22 AM
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mossy33oak
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Default RE: Country or Redneck ???

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Theres more to it than just beingredneckor country.A redneck country-boyis a countryboy that was born in the country or grewup here and got a redneck from riding a tractor hauling hay or plowing from can till can't or fishing in the boiling sun all day without a shirt. Even some cityfolkgot nednecks from laying bricks or mowing grasseven thoe they an't never been to the country,when you meet the two youcan't tellthe def-er-ance. Most folks from around here are country just as they are any other place.Most of us even thoe wedon't lock our car doors at homewe will if we go to town that is if the door will lock(town= a place where more than two people can shop in the same store and never see each other)(countrystore- a little bitty store that has a bench out front for the oldfolks to sit and watch the morning dew dry,you can get a moonpie and a rc koler for under a dollar or get a gour-may meal at the fat coon resturent).Now a realredneck countryboy with good up bringing will pump a ladys gas just cause it's rite just like a cityfolk with good manners. He can be a good ole country boy redneck and live in the city and real cityfolk can spot you rite away cause good ole country-boys/rednecks wave at ever car they meet and say hiddy to ever person they walk by and most will tip their hat to the ladys unless their ole lady is rite there. Your everday sorryass sob countryboy/redneck/cityfolk will do his best to turn the gaspump back when you an't looking that's why they got pay before you pump,another way to spot a two faced sorryass red-neck/countryboy/cityfolk is by listening to their radio song when theyslides up in front of the store and block the gas pump without any intention of buying gas just to run in and grab a pack of smokes. When it comes the weekend they buy beer and pot with their oleladys foodstamps and get in a fight before they leave the store parkinglotcause one of them took the last 2 hits off the roach while the other was in the store waiting on the store-clerk to make them a sandwhich. A real redneck the kind that are good as gold but just an't right for some reason or another will bait his kidds and oleladys fishhook with doc's stink bait cause it stinksthen wipe his fingers on his pants leg and wonder where that smell comes from. Bad folks that shoot out of the window of their car or truckfrom the road in front of a house or across a field and all the other bad stuff are the kind of redneck/cityhunter/countryboys that gives good rednecks/cityfolk/countryboys a bad image. So please if you can't tell the def between the two don't judge them on their body art or their teeth or their music just say hiddy and stay clear cause doc's stink bait smells just like poo.


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