You Might Be a Redneck IF ...
You might be a redneck if every evening during deer hunting season about an hour before dark you bring out your 22 rifle and start shooting in the back yard just when the deer are starting to move!
You might be a redneck if about an hour after daylight you crank up your 1971 Impala that has no muffler and play like your Richard Petty by drag racing up Butter and Egg road and everyone in the valley can hear you ANDjusttttt as the deer are starting to move ....
You might be a redneck if EVERY evening about an hour before dark during hunting season...jussssst when the deer are startng to move you let your 6 boys (all under 9 years old) come out in the yard and hoop and holler along with your 5 dogs ...
Does this sound familer ...seems all these rednecks live in the areas I hunt ???
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