A guy told me about going turkey hunting one time.

He got to where he was hunting and heard a gobble.
So he grabbed his gun and opened the glove box grabbed some shells.

In the woods he set up
Loaded his gun and got the tom in gun range.
Aimed and pulled the trigger.

Click the turkey ran.
He opened his gun only to find a roll of
Life Savers where the shell was supossed to be.

He grabbed up a roll of Life Savers with the shells.