I would probably have alittle trouble hitting the release as well. Eventually tho He'll just die of old age ifsome neighbor down the road doesnt thump him. I say if he stays around a few years, about the time he starts to go down hill, I,d take him and stick him on the wall so he'll always be there for you to see. What a conversation piece! By the time he's that old he should be a challenge for you to take anyway. JMHO