Dad:"That sounds like the deer eating out of the bird feeder by my work shed right now. His butt looks like it's 4ft off ground. He's huge compared to the ones who usually hang around here."
Me:"Hmmm.....maybe I'll surprise Mom this Christmas with an unannounced visit."
Maybe you need to go and sit in the work shed a little

And don't forget your gun it might need to sit in the
work shed with you to keep you company LoL
Let us know how it comes out OK