How 'bout this common one:

My bow shoots 300 fps; ain't no deer jumpin' that string!!!

I had a guy say it to me yesterday! We were discussing our bows, and told him mine was shooting my hunting arrow through a chrono at 276 fps. He told me that I don't have to worry about anything jumping my string. Puleeze! Anybody ever watched those hunting videos where they'll make a mark where the deer's back was before the bow shot, and then show how far he can drop before the arrow reaches its target?

Discipline -- not desire -- determines destiny.