Great New Hunting Item!!!
In the spirit of cough suppressors, gumoflage, and scentblocking "technology", I'd like to offer my new innovation to the deer hunting field.
PROBLEM: You have that buck coming through a shooting lane and you want to stop him for a shot. How do you reach for your grunt call without being busted. Then, how do you draw your bow or raise your rifle with the grunt call in your hand.
SOLUTION: Hands-free grunt calling!
I hereby reveal my new innovation, a specially formulated three-bean blend of chili, called GRUNT BEANS. Just eat a can of my GRUNT BEANS before your next deer hunt, and voila!, hands free deer grunting will be the latest weapon in your arsenal!
Eat one can in off-rut periods, and you'll omit perfect contact grunts. In peak rut, eat two cans and let those dominant tending grunts fly!
As a special offer to those who BUY NOW!, I'll throw in an innovative new pair of carbon-impregnated undershorts for absorbing odiferous emissions.
(Note these shorts are intended only for absorbing gases, no solids or liquids please.)
Thanks for your support!