ORIGINAL: gibblet
yeah, i've been thinking of inventing a fart muffler/de-scenter and marketing that. i may call it the tooter.
A fart muffler? Where's the fun in that?
Better idea , make a pill that hunters can take that will make our farts smell like a doe-n-heat. Then all we have to do is practice making our farts sound like buck grunts. I'm half way there already.