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10-02-2005, 04:47 AM

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Striper Phil

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Join Date: Feb 2003

Location: Cottage Grove Oregon

Posts: 918

RE: Just Joking

New Living Will Form

I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not
wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no
circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of peckerwood
politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives
depended on it.
If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to sit up and ask
for (please initial all that apply)

_________a martini,
_________a margarita,
_________a beer,
_________a steak,
_________ the remote control,
__________ a bowl of ice cream,
_________ a Kalua on the rocks,
_________ sex,

it should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a
determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and
attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it
a day.
Under no circumstances shall the members of the Legislature enact a
special law to keep me on life-support machinery. It is my wish that
these boneheads mind their own damn business, and pay attention
instead to the future of the millions of Americans who aren't in a
permanent coma.

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