Opening Day "hunting" story
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A friend of mine was on his way home today from work around Newark. He called this afternoon and related this story to me. As a really good friend and bowhunter I know he would not lie to me as he has no reason to. As he was driving past a local establishment he saw a truck in the parking lot with a deer in the back. Out of curiosity he pulled in to talk to the bowhunter. For purposes of the story my friend is labeled friend and the “bowhunter” will be labeled hunter.
Friend: I see you got a deer. A six point buck.
hunter: Yes.
Friend: Kind of early in the season to shoot a small six point isn’t it?
hunter: no answer
Friend: What kind of bow did you shoot it with?
hunter: It’s an excalibur (here readers can substitute any trad bow, compound or what ever if it makes you feel better)
Friend: You probably should get it to the processor or get it in a cooler.
hunter: Oh I don’t eat em. I’ll just bone out what meat I can and feed it to my dog.
Friend: No answer. Turned and left.
Is it just me or do others see a problem here?
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