1. "Vacation" means going up north past I-80 for the weekend.
That one was flippin' great! Some excellent PA jokes!
How about a moaner? My dad told me this one when he first took me out hunting.
Dad: I was down at the shop the other day and bought one of those new fangled aluminum arrows. Cost me .65 cents.
Son: Really Dad? That sounds expensive.
Dad: Yep, it was but it paid off.
Son: Why?
Dad: Well, later that day I went huntin' with that arra and managed to shoot a dandy buck.
Son: Dad that is awesome! But why do you look so sad?
Dad: Well it was an expensive shot.
Son: Why Dad?
Dad: Because after I shot I leaned over to the guy next to me and said..."Darn it, there goes a buck, sixty five.....
...told you it was a moaner.