RE: How to load a deer on a suv by yourself?
My hunting buddy uses a plastic kids' swimming pool. He folds the seats flat in the back in his new SUV, and puts the deer in the pool. He somehow found a rectangularone that fits in the back, perfectly.
If you really want it on the roof, as noted above, just hang it from a tree, then back under it. Good suggestion - just watch that the rack doesn't scratch into your paintjob.