i was down back walkin' through the woods and i got chased by a bear...while i was running i heard him getting closer and closer so i began to pray, "Please God let this be a good christian bear." After my prayer i turn to look to see if it worked...what i saw what the bear had stopped and was on his knees with his front paws up praying and he said, "Thank you God for this meal i'm about to eat."