The hunting camp welcomed in the newbie with the usual tradition of poker, beer, wild turkey, chile and cigars on the first night of camp. The next morning they all head out for the hunt. After being out for awhile the newbie begins to feel the affects of the previous night, so he props himself up against a tree and drops his drawers to do his business. The newbie passes out in this position. The other hunters return to camp with their kill and soon began to worry about the new guy. They search the woods and find the newbie propped up against the tree passed out. Seeing that he is ok, one of the hunters places a pile of guts from their kill under the newbie and sneek back to camp. A little while later the newbie comes waddling back into camp with the most perplexed look upon his face. The other hunters ask him if he is OK. The newbie replies that he thinks he crapped his guts out. The hunters ask him if there is anything that they can do for him. He say no. "With the grace of God and asmall stickI managed to cram the back in!!"