ORIGINAL: 442deer
First, sneak over to your wife's purse and get your balls. Then TELL her where you are going, and hit the woods. Find a dog that is big enough to get through the brush and continue the search. Dogs love to find dead stuff...no training needed.
i totally agree....... all except the part about dog not needing training...
i wish you luck on your search, but if you cant go back then you have no one to blame but yourself.