RE: Wisconsin Deer hunters who were shot, shooter found GUILTY
And now the attorney will have his chance to present his closing arguement.
Remeber counselor, the charges here are quite serious..........
- being ridiculous.
- insulting conduct.
- idiotic conduct
- intentional infliction of "psyco-babble" on innocent person(s).
- failure to read complete sentences.
- impersonation of a Romper Room attorney.
- impersonation of Sesame Street attorney.
- impersonation of Perry Mason.
- impersonation of Matlock.
- conspiracy to impersonate Johnny Cochran (God bless his soul).
- failue to utilize the English language as it was intended.
- gross impersonation, and conspiracy to impersonate an honest
Mr. Man-with-all-the-answers.
- bad spelling.
- solicitation of "...a piece of that action?"
And lastly, one of the more serious charges pending before this court.......................
CONSPIRACY
TO CANCEL
CHRISTMAS!