ORIGINAL: manuman

A man and his wife were arguing over how much time he spends deer hunting. He talks to a friend about it, and his friend suggests he get her involved to take away the tension. So, he takes his advice and gets her a gun, treestand, etc. ,and teaches her how to shoot. The big day camw when they were to go out for the first time. The husband decided to let his wife sit by herself, and he took her to the designated spot, walked away and only got about 4oo yards away when==BANG! He rushed back all excited, yet a little confused when he heard, "Yes ma'am it's your deer! If you put the gun down, I'll get my saddle off, and you can have it!"