A novice hunter decides to go bear hunting. His first day out he sees a nice black bear and shoots it. Suddenly there is a tap on his shoulder, and a large brown bear is standing there. "you just shot my friend." he says. " You get 2 choices. I either kill you, or bugger you up the back side." Not wanting to die the hunter elects to go for the second choice.

The next season the hunter decides to go hunting for bears again.This time he sees a brown bear that looks familiar and shoots it. Again there is a tap on his shoulder. This time there is a grizzly standing there. "You shot my friend" says the bear. "You have 2 choices. I either kill you, or I bugger you up the back side." Again, not wanting to die the hunter chooses the second option.

The next year the hunter goes to the same spot, and shoots a grizzly bear that looks familiar. Again there is a tap on his shoulder, and a polar bear is standing there. "You're not really here for the hunting, are you?" he asks.