A father and son go out hunting. Its the son's first year that he's old enough to hunt without his dad being right there with him. The father sets the son up against a large oak tree overlooking at least a half dozen well worn trails that come together right in his shooting lane. "Son, stay right here, dont move, be quiet, and keep your eyes open. I'm going about 100 yards down that way, good luck!" The father isn't gone more than 20 minutes when he hears this blood curdling scream coming from his son's direction. He rushes to where he left his son. His son is standing near the tree, scared half to death and shaking, with no visible reason. "Son, I told you to sit there and be quiet... What happened? "Well dad, I tried to do what you said. When that snake came and slithered across my lap, I was scared but I didn't move or make a sound. When that skunk came right up to me, looked me right in the eyes, turned around and lifted its tail, I was scared, but I didn't show it and he walked away. When that HUGE bear came by, stood up on its hind legs and growled at me, I was a trooper, I didn't move, and he went on his way." "What happened then" asked the father? "Well dad, when those two squirrels came by collecting nuts, one of them ran up my pant leg and asked the other if we should eat them here or take them home with us..."