Lastly, as king, I decree that anyone who advocates discontinuation of MY favorite cartridges, namely the 7.92 x 57JS, the 7 x 57 and the .308 Win., shall be imprisoned in the tower for a period of not less than 1 year.... and shall be gently whipped daily, during that time period, with a leather rifle sling from a classic Mauser 98 rifle. The whippings shall continue until the sentence is completed, or until the prisoner recants his/her heresy.