Sony Walkman, an earbud and COLLEGE FOOTBALL. Just try not to get too excited and jump out of your stand. The noon-5 doldrums will be no more. If no football, get into some talk radio.

Count the leaves falling. Watch the clouds move. Read a book. Play a hand-held game (gameboy or PSP). Send text messages on your phone. Paint your face. Take a journal. Try to get a bird to land on you. Look around with your bino's and watch the wildlife (or the neighbors). Or, perhapsmy favorite - shoot deer.