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Old 09-11-2005 | 11:11 PM
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atlasman
 
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Default RE: What Hunting Gimicks...

I bought carbon EVERYTHING man............socks, underwear, pants, jacket, boots, hat, nose and ear plugs, eye patches, gloves.........you name it and I bought it carbon. Then I bought an antimicrobial sleeping bag to cover me from head to toe in case the carbon doesn't work (which would just be silly) but better to be safe then sorry I guess. I bought 10 gallons of UV wash to be sure nothing I own is glowing like a neon sign like in those ads they show in the 50 magazines I subscribe to that all shuffle the same articles around the always positive product reviews. I will be chewing gumoflage for sure so I don't render all that carbon and antimicrobial stuff useless (even more so anyways). I also will be wearing the camo under armour even though I have no idea why you need an under garment to be camo........who cares right??.......I mean if it costs $60 it HAS to be good right? This year I have added that homing signal device to my arrows and also have the string spool as a back up because we all know tracking deer the old fashion way is just stupid. I have 4 deerview mirrors on my stand just in case a deer tries to sneak up on me.........one pointed straight down in case I don't hear him climbing my tree........one straight up in case I get attacked by the treetops......and 2 looking behind me, I know 1 is enough but I figure a backup deerview mirror is something everyone should own. I have roughly 100-150 gallons of Hot-Chase-Steamin'-Standing-Estrous-69-Code Red, White, Blue, Green-Love Potion #9-XXX Buck Lure. I figure that will be enough for the rut. Another 25 gallons of pre rut stuff and the same for post rut.........can't forget the All Season stuff.........not to mention the food scents and last but not least I bought up every drop of sheep dung mixed with water I could find on the shelves (The only bad part is I don't know which bottles it's in........could be one.........or all of them) I have every bleat, grunt and rattle bag on the market. They all say they sound exactly like the real thing yet they all sound different so I figure I will try them all just to be safe..........if that doesn't work I will just put them all in a bag and slam it up against the tree a few times for a combo effect. I have the newest............and I mean NEWEST and BEST camo pattern out there. It just came out 3 minutes ago and makes all other camo obsolete.........in fact anyone not wearing this camo will not only get spotted by deer but they will gather just yards past your weapons range and mock you for hours by pointing their hooves and laughing their butts off. It is called Realtree-Advanced-Mossy-Timber-Valley-Pine-Grove-ASAT-Predator-Leafy-Grassy
-Snowy-Twiggy-Ghost-River-David Copperfield-Stevie Wonderfully awesome camo. It actually has a switch on it and if anyone has ever seen the monster from the movie Predator you know how sweet this camo really is..........the only bad part is that my vision is now infared so I hope the deer don't cover themselves in mud. I think I am all set.............and fortunately EVERY product I bought can be restored to "like new" condition simply by placing it in my household dryer
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