RE: Finding tresspassers stuff
Redneck Trespassers
A couple of Southern hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground.
He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 9-11. He gasps to the operator: "My friend Bubba's dead! What can I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's really dead."
There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"