ok here is a real joke
A father and son went rifle hunting on public ground

Father says: son this is public ground as soon as you shot a deer you must protect it or other hunters will steel your deer.

Son: OK dad

father gets his son all set inthe son'sdeer stand and heads to his stand but hears a shot goes back and see his son pointing a gun at another man

Son: step away from the deer

Man: OK OK just let me get the saddle off

For you very slow people the deer was really a horse