A few weeks ago I was watching a show (dont know the name), they had some vegan move in with some good old sothern famly. These people rased froges that they sold for food [:'(]. As you would anticipate the vegan didnt like the way these people lived. She asked one of the kids, in a all knowing smog way, "you have frogs as pets and eat them, why dont you eat your dog"
The little kid answered, in a thick sothern voice "a frogs a frog, a dogs a man's best freind"

I thought it was great, amde me smile.