well lets see here i might have a joke. alright here we go.....

there were these to guys going hunting and made a bet. they both bet that the first one to kill a deer and make it back to camp first, the loser has to buy the winner a case of beer. so they shake and go on, they start at camp and go in opposite directions. the one guy walks maybe 200 yds from camp and sees an 8pt. he stops and BOOM....drops it. so he gets his deer and drags it back to camp. while the other guy is still hunting. (im going to name the hunters.....Fred is the winner and Bill is the loser)Bill is walking up and down hills, he has poison ivy, ticks and briars alll over himself.it's been to days and Fred has been thinking what in the hell is taking him so long. so after day 2, Bill begins to make his way back to camp. he has about an hour of daylight left. he's maybe 200 yds from camp and he has to sh*t something aweful. so he puts down his gun and and drops his pants. he finishes his business and stands up and looks at the pile. what he sees is a pile of guts from Fred's deer, him not knowing that they are just that. and he's like...o no i sh*t my guts out. so about 20 mins. later he stumbles back into camp where Fred has been sitting for 2 days. Bill gets back and asks Fred how he did. Fred said i walked 200 yds and dropped a buck. Bills like good. Fred asks Bill how he did and what the hell took him so long to get back. Bill looks at him, then tells him how he walked up and down hills,got poison ivy, cramps, and briars. and then told him he had to stop and take a dump. so he told Fred he finished taking a dump and stood up and saw a gut pile. and how he felt all empty inside. and Fred asks well how did u get 'em back in. Bill replies, well with gods good grace of a long stick ishoved them back in.

i heard it from a buddies cousin last week.