Im gonna try to cook'em, if I get'um. Hope the stories of cleanin' them are a bit far fetched. Ill bring the bowie and a hammer just in case. lol
Yeah, these northern women, cant live with'em and better off without'em. Whoa, hope she dont read this.
Ahhhhh, them good ole southern girls, why I gotta be stuck in Jersey. Thats what I need, duck pluckin', carp shootin', sweet talkin' little miss's. Lmao

Thanks for the tip on the gloves, woulda just grabbed'um barehanded.