I don't want to gross anybody out in here but my wife just laid into me big time. I've got a coyote hunt planned for next weekend and my wife just doesn't want me to go and she's doing everything in her feminine powers to stop me. If you're married, you know what I mean.

She says that she's been very good and understanding of me and this "hunting thing" since I do feed the family. I've taken deer, turkey, pheasant, grouse, duck, goose, dove, crow, rabbit and squirrel. Everything has ended up on the dinner plate. When I told her that I was going on a coyote hunt she got one of those funny looks and asked just how I was going to cook it. She completely flipped out when I told her that I was just planning to keep the pelt and not eat it. This arguement has been going on for 3 days. There has to be someone who's eaten one of these things or at least know a good reason to not eat one that will calm down a very angry wife.