Trees: a public menace
I think there are much too many mature trees around. The mature trees are choking out too many species that depend on sunlight to thrive. Vast stretches of country are like barren wastelands, full of starving wildlife that must be saved. We can't continue to protect one species at the cost of many others. Eco-tourism is endangering the welfare of our state and it is time that we stand up and come to the defense of our great land. We cannot let the selfish tourists, intent on seeing vast reaches of gigantic trees on their "outings", lay waste to the landscape, and produce this lifeless, barren forest floor. The poor herbivores are starving, chewing on tree trunks, in a vain attempt to effect an existance. Please, join with me folks, before it too late.
OK, just a thought, but what do you think?