Well my inlaws live in Virginia so I am quite sure I will be in the state before too long. We can meet behind the school house after recess.[&:]

I sure would hate to see such a spotless reputation and career messed up because your panties are all bunched up. I mean this would obviously be your first ever law breaking incident.

If, in fact, you have never ever shot any kind of animal ever then you are in the very rare 5%. However I still have a hard time believing you when you say that.