LOL Sounds like you're well equiped. I carry a Kershaw Ken Onion Chive in my left pocket and a Kershaw Ken Onion Vapor clipped in my right pocket. I like Kershaw knives because they are small, thin and have a lifetime warranty. That's what I wear 365 days a year unless I'm flying. If I think I might be in a bad area, don't ask me why I would be there in the first place, then I clip on my Emerson folding Kerambit.