(Doctor) "Hi. I'm Doctor Benton. I'm going to be performing your open heart surgery today."

(Patient) "Ok, I have full faith in you"

(Doctor) "I'm glad to hear that, now this paper says atrium. Which side is your atrium on?"

(Patient) "What medical school did you say you went to again?"

(Doctor) "Joe Schmoe's Online Education Course."

(Patient) "I'd like a second opinion please"


there you have it ladies and gents... just like i wouldn't want an online education doctor, i wouldn't want the person next to me with a gun who's only practice has been online shooting.