It comes down to how many beers I have in me and just how ugly she is. The worst is a Tammy-Faye Baker. Believe me when I say face paint doesn't even help. You need to break out 2 bags. Sorry wrong board on that comment.

I grow a full beard after one week of not shaving and just get real high in my tree based on the leaves. If they are still up I'm 20+ in the air. If it's after they have fallen I'm 30+.