Oh I would ream them a new rear end. Beat him over the head with that cracked limb, get um and get um good. Don,t you rest until this man pays and pays dearly. Make him think twice before he messes with the likes of you. Flare out your chest, tighten your lips, clinch your fists, and march right up to him and demand that new limb. Don,t take no for an answer, if necessary $itch slap him 5 times to the left and 5 times to the right. Don,t even hesitate to throw a chop to his lying throat, followed by an open hand slap to the ears. If you feel a head butt to the bridge of his nose is in order than by god you do it. Gouge his eyes with your thumbs and knee him in the sac! If none of this works run like hell!