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Old 05-30-2005 | 07:05 PM
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fl.huntress
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i'm really sorry to hear about your loss....hope these make you giggle:

one time we (huntnma and i) were out huntin' and she asked if i had any clippers...of course i did so i gave them to her........she proceeded to walk off the path into the woods....a few minutes later she came back....turns out she had a loaded fart and had to cut her "froggy" thong off....it was beyond funny.

first time we went duck huntin' without the guys we got allllllllllllllllllllllllllll the way out to the island we were going to hunt off of and the boat motor broke....we only had palm fronds to paddle back with so we decided to swim the boat back....the entire swim we were saying how thankful we were that the river didn't have gators in it...well we got about a half mile away from the ramp only to see "don't feed the gators" signs EVERYWHERE....we were walkin' on water at that point...it was horrifying.

during one of our turkey hunts we had to go where the cows are....i'm terrified of cows when they are in numbers larger than one...lol.
anyway, on the way out we had to cross the pasture where the cows where...all i had was my bow....she had the video camera.....we got in this one place where we had to escape the cows but they kept comin' towards us...i'm walkin' waaaaay ahead of her almost in tears because i was so scared and there's huntnma screamin' run runnnnnnnnnnnnn so i almost collapsed out of fear....i knew they were gonna eat me alive....turns out that they weren't runnin' after me....she just wanted to get my reaction on film.

every time huntnma and i go into the woods together it always turns out to be an adventure to say the least.......so we've got tons of stories but since i'm at work i'm going to have to come back to post more....if you still need them.

take care and i'll send up a prayer for you.
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