ok here goes:

favorite drink?
favorite food?
least favorite drink?
least favorite food?
favorite type of woman?
your job?
republican or democrat:
do you like big trucks?
painted toenails or not?
do you wear lipstick on saturdays?
i like salad. do you?
would you point and laugh if your best friend hit their head on something?
what if they rolled down a staircase?
do you know any midgets?
how tall are you?
is your snot green or clear?
what color are the curtains in your room?
why don't you have curtains?
i eat sheep. do you eat sheep?
do you think Red Hawk is a good moderator, cause i don't.
what type of pen do you prefer?
do you regularly burn phone books?
if i gave you a sharpie, would you put it up your nose?
how far do you think it would go?
do you like picture frames?
clouds are funny. do you ever giggle at how funny they are?
you really shouldn't make fun of clouds. they're people too.
did you know that the best way to stop bleeding is to dance the jig?
did you know that i was just lying?
do you have a birthday?
when is it?
do you own any funny hats?
have you ever been sober?
do you ever get the urge to play with powerlines?
how many times per day do you pick your nose?
are you a fan of michael jackson?
do you watch the news?

and last but not least

how many quarters do you have?