LMAO very funny fellas

If your idea of landscaping is 3-d Targets and hay bales

Your wife gets one room in the house to decorate, everything else is camo, mounts and antlers

Your sons first two words are buck and daddy in that order (true story)

Your telephone pole has a tree stand on it (phone company's frown on this )

Your deck was strategically placed for archery

The roof of your house has footprints all over it

The thought of BIG BUSH......excites you

All your sick days vanish in November

before your kids are potty trained.........they can rattle !