How about some truth on the hunting shirts? Some of these slogans may hit a little close to home so procede with caution and remember that the truth sometimes hurts. How about:
"Your decal on your truck doesn't make you a hunter."
"You're not on a hunting team, you're advertising for free."
"Most hunting 'associations' and 'foundations' are for profit, but you get a cool bumper sticker".
"A lot of money is made by making you think you're on the 'Team'".
"Most of the gear you think you need is just a gimick".
"Your favorite hunting show is really an infomercial".
"I've known a lot of people that hunt but very few hunters."
AWESOME - that's why I don't watch hunting shows, I don't put big buck stickers on my car, why I don't wear camo when I'm not hunting - You're the first guy around here to ever actually see the forest for the trees. Good work.
I should change my sig. line to read:
"TEam HOyt - Muzzy Broadheads - Rocky Shoes - Realtree - M.A.D. - Remington guns - Gold Tip Arrows - Ultra-omega-super-duper-buckslayer"
Or not.