Contest trash talk
03-10-2009, 07:21 PM
#333
Nontypical Buck
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: indiana
Posts: 1,621
RE: Contest trash talk
All the turkey's in Missuri said, no man can take them down.
So over the hill comesthe great turkey hunterarrow.
He's not living up to his name, he's carring a mossberg barrel.
He layed down in the tall tall grass forno turkey, he could let pass.
He raised his gun, for his one and only shot.
Click is what he heard, for the shot was not.
Then there was fire, on the other side of the woods.
He's arrow's buddy, so youknow his day isno good.
He raises his gun boom boom boom
Nothing but feather's,by the set of the moon.
They both looked at each other and sagged.
I wish hunting junkie was here to fill our tags.
So over the hill comesthe great turkey hunterarrow.
He's not living up to his name, he's carring a mossberg barrel.
He layed down in the tall tall grass forno turkey, he could let pass.
He raised his gun, for his one and only shot.
Click is what he heard, for the shot was not.
Then there was fire, on the other side of the woods.
He's arrow's buddy, so youknow his day isno good.
He raises his gun boom boom boom
Nothing but feather's,by the set of the moon.
They both looked at each other and sagged.
I wish hunting junkie was here to fill our tags.
03-10-2009, 09:05 PM
#335
Typical Buck
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Chester County Pennsylvania
Posts: 869
RE: Contest trash talk
Man I opened this post and my DGOS started HOWLINGGGGGGG...Must have hurt there ears. Please don't wuit your day job hj.......I sure hope to god you can call turkeys better than you can sing....... [:-]
03-11-2009, 09:21 AM
#337
Nontypical Buck
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: indiana
Posts: 1,621
RE: Contest trash talk
ORIGINAL: Pat_Ely
Man I opened this post and my DGOS started HOWLINGGGGGGG...Must have hurt there ears. Please don't wuit your day job hj.......I sure hope to god you can call turkeys better than you can sing....... [:-]
Man I opened this post and my DGOS started HOWLINGGGGGGG...Must have hurt there ears. Please don't wuit your day job hj.......I sure hope to god you can call turkeys better than you can sing....... [:-]
They were just singing back up Pat.They are fans of team 17 too.
03-11-2009, 09:44 AM
#338
Nontypical Buck
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Alabama
Posts: 1,068
RE: Contest trash talk
ORIGINAL: Arrowmaster
Im wondering about southern. Hes in real turkey mode by now. I bet hes havin a hard time sleepin. Southern I feel the pain your feelin. Its time to turkey hunt. can ya feel the rush southern???
Im wondering about southern. Hes in real turkey mode by now. I bet hes havin a hard time sleepin. Southern I feel the pain your feelin. Its time to turkey hunt. can ya feel the rush southern???
03-11-2009, 01:41 PM
#339
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Thread Starter
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Indiana
Posts: 7,182
RE: Contest trash talk
ORIGINAL: hunting junkie
All the turkey's in Missuri said, no man can take them down.
So over the hill comesthe great turkey hunterarrow.
He's not living up to his name, he's carring a mossberg barrel.
He layed down in the tall tall grass forno turkey, he could let pass.
He raised his gun, for his one and only shot.
Click is what he heard, for the shot was not.
Then there was fire, on the other side of the woods.
He's arrow's buddy, so youknow his day isno good.
He raises his gun boom boom boom
Nothing but feather's,by the set of the moon.
They both looked at each other and sagged.
I wish hunting junkie was here to fill our tags.
All the turkey's in Missuri said, no man can take them down.
So over the hill comesthe great turkey hunterarrow.
He's not living up to his name, he's carring a mossberg barrel.
He layed down in the tall tall grass forno turkey, he could let pass.
He raised his gun, for his one and only shot.
Click is what he heard, for the shot was not.
Then there was fire, on the other side of the woods.
He's arrow's buddy, so youknow his day isno good.
He raises his gun boom boom boom
Nothing but feather's,by the set of the moon.
They both looked at each other and sagged.
I wish hunting junkie was here to fill our tags.
hahaha funny HJ. Pat was right dont quit your day job.
03-11-2009, 02:28 PM
#340
Typical Buck
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Indy
Posts: 728
RE: Contest trash talk
I always said I'd be famous...Man HJ that moved me..oh that was gas sorry. The better way to have written that song would have been:
All the turkey in MO were shaking like a leaf
The word had gotten out Arrow and Fire were about to leave
Across the Midwest turkeys sent out the word
Arrow and Fire are coming to kill them a bird
The closer they got to Hale
The more the turkeys began to fail
Their little hearts were so weak
at the thought they'd go pale
knowing this was some poult's dad's last week.
Opening day came as dawn brake
And the turkeys tried to beat them by picking teams
When 2 big old toms heard a hen they'd like to take
As he draw near and they saw the hen of their dreams
The Bid old gobblers stretched out their heads
There was a double boom from the woods
Those boss toms lay dead.
The sound that caused the demise of them all
was the sweet turkey music Fire
made with his mouth call.
Arrow said I new when you made
Ol Tom and Jerry Gobble that warm March day
that you'd sing them toms a pretty little song
they'd come running to us and we'd blow them away.
The turkeys were relieved to get the news
The beast from the east were on the move
Back home again in Indiana
The Hoosier Toms were spooked
More than they could tell ya.
They knew the end was near for some of their pals
When Arrow and Fire called to them like their gals
They'd knew they'd be tricked
but couldn't hold on
The sweet sound of Arrow singing their song
The end came again for two more pair
When those mighty hunters Fire and Arrow
Shotguns filled the air.
All the turkey in MO were shaking like a leaf
The word had gotten out Arrow and Fire were about to leave
Across the Midwest turkeys sent out the word
Arrow and Fire are coming to kill them a bird
The closer they got to Hale
The more the turkeys began to fail
Their little hearts were so weak
at the thought they'd go pale
knowing this was some poult's dad's last week.
Opening day came as dawn brake
And the turkeys tried to beat them by picking teams
When 2 big old toms heard a hen they'd like to take
As he draw near and they saw the hen of their dreams
The Bid old gobblers stretched out their heads
There was a double boom from the woods
Those boss toms lay dead.
The sound that caused the demise of them all
was the sweet turkey music Fire
made with his mouth call.
Arrow said I new when you made
Ol Tom and Jerry Gobble that warm March day
that you'd sing them toms a pretty little song
they'd come running to us and we'd blow them away.
The turkeys were relieved to get the news
The beast from the east were on the move
Back home again in Indiana
The Hoosier Toms were spooked
More than they could tell ya.
They knew the end was near for some of their pals
When Arrow and Fire called to them like their gals
They'd knew they'd be tricked
but couldn't hold on
The sweet sound of Arrow singing their song
The end came again for two more pair
When those mighty hunters Fire and Arrow
Shotguns filled the air.