Blond Joke
 

no offence to all the blonds on here.

The blond had just bought a beutiful Corvette then she went to pick up her boyfriend. while they were driving she said something a really insulted him....

so he told her "get out of the car"
so they both got out of the car
and he draws a circle in the middle of the road
then he toells her to step into the circle and not to step out of it
so she steps into the circle and he smashes the windsheild
when he turns around he sees that she is giggling
so then he rips the seat and breaks all the mirrors
when he turns around she is laughing even harder.
so she slashes the tires, and just totals the car
when he turns around she is laughing so hard she is on the ground
so he asks her "why are you laughing"
and she says "evey time you turned around i step out of the circle.

Chic

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OMG~I love that one-even tho I'm blond.lol I am like the worlds worst joke teller, but I know that one, and its the only one I can tell/remember.haha
Thanks for sharing!
Kendra

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a blonde and her friend in a car (her friend is driving, duh). And when they pull up to a stop light to turn the left the driver says to the blonde, "Can you roll down the window and see if my blinker is working?" so the blonde rolls down the window, looks out, and says "Yes..No..Yes..No"

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thats a good one to live2hunt743

Chic

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What do you call a blonde who has dyed her hair brown?
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Artificial intelligence.
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A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV."

"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

"Darn, he recognized me," she thought.

She went for a complete disguise this time; haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman. "I would like to buy this TV."

"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?"

"Because that's a microwave," he replied.
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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
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Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!
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A blonde wanted to go ice fishing, so after getting all of the right tools, she headed toward the nearest frozen lake. After getting comfy on her stool she started to cut a circular hole in the ice. Then from the heavens a voice boomed, ''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.''
Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of hot chocolate and started to cut yet another hole in the ice. The voice boomed, ''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.''

This time quite scared, the blonde moved to the far end of the ice. Then she started another hole and once again the voice said, ''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.''

The very scared blonde raised her head and said, ''Is that you, Lord?'' The voice answered, ''NO. IT IS THE MANAGER OF THE ICE RINK.''
:D:D

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well, these aren't blonde jokes but they're still funny. also, sorry to all vikings fans. but you have to understand that im a wisconsinite so i root for the pack.

Well, the vikings and the packers decided that to settle the huge dispute over who's better they'd go ice fishing. so it was the day of the contest and each team was on opposite sides of the lake. after a day of fishing the packers come back with 200 fish and the vikings have none. on the next day the packers come back with 270, but the vikings have none. and on the third day the same happens. now the vikings were getting really mad, so they decided to dress one of their players up in a packer uniform and send him to spy on the other team. so in the afternoon the viking spy comes back and every one asks at once, "So, whats their secret" and he replies, "Well, their putting holes in the ice".

Next one.....

A packer fan walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. he turns to the guy on the left of him and says, "hey, you wanna hear a funny viking joke?" and the guy responds, "Im 6'2, 210lbs, and im a viking fan, the guy next to me is 6'5, 240lbs and he's a viking fan. And the guy on your right is 6'7, 260lbs and he's a viking fan. Now do you really want to tell that joke?" and the packer fan says, "well not if i have to repeat it three times"

How do you confuse a blonde?

put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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this isnt blond..but...

halloween was coming up and her brothers and sisters had cool costums.
one had a serial killer..one freddy..one a giant ape..the lil girl told her daddy..i wanna mickymouse outfit..the dad stampers and says..hunny but they have scary ones...why not you? she says cuz i wanna micky mouse outfit..her dad says ok....he comes back and hand the girl the outfit...she says I wanted a micky mouse outfit..he says, Thats what i got you.. nope daddy it says Detroit Lions :D

Ima Lions Fan...But Still Is Funny

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why not just spin Randy in circles upside down...that would make a hole in the ice

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thats a funny joke

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horrible but funny :D