RE: attention all guys....
all of them i know were posted.
"Can i have your number i lost mine" "You've been a bad girl, go to my room!" they are my fav. ------------- Malonefan<img src=icon_smile_cool.gif border=0 align=middle>Dan's Hunting Page<img src=icon_smile_cool.gif border=0 align=middle> |
RE: attention all guys....
www.linesthataregood.com
Probably can't use all of these in the school paper, but you will at lest get a laugh. |
RE: attention all guys....
thanks guys lol... you've been very helpfull... and Kobear... i'd slap anyone who said that to me lol...
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RE: attention all guys....
still need some more?
People use duct tape to fix things, god used nails. |
RE: attention all guys....
These are some of my favs but you probably can't use them:
"Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I want to tap that a**!" Or my all time favorite Walk up to a girl and say: "Whadda ya say we get a pizza and f***?"After she slaps you say: "Whats the matter you don't like pizza?" I have more but these are my fav's |
RE: attention all guys....
heres one i dont know if someone has used this i didnt read all of them
"Are you from Tennessee cause your the only 10 i see" or "are you a parking ticket? cause you got fine written all over you." lastly "Is your dad a baker? cause you got the nicest buns in town." |
RE: attention all guys....
I got a few.
Excuse me,do you have a band-aid because I scraped my knee when I fell for you. I hope you have a library card because I'm checking you out. I lost my teddy bear.will you sleep with me. Hey lady,those are some nice clothes, can I talk you out of them. Is your dad a terrorist?Cause baby your da bomb. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past you again. |
RE: attention all guys....
I have to many to even begin to list! But to get an idea, go to WWW.LINESTHATAREGOOD.COM they have TONS of pick up lines. that should do you.
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RE: attention all guys....
Here are some:
Do you wash your pants in windex? Because I can see myself in them. <img src=icon_smile_tongue.gif border=0 align=middle> Is this heaven becuase i swear your an angel. Man look at the time.....it's time for us to go home. Chris Johnson |
RE: attention all guys....
LOL, wash your pants in windex.Cool down guys.I was like cool in school.Never had a pickup line just pulled up with the harley or streetrod and they jump on or got in and I drove them away to my Kasbar.
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