.......................a Joke
05-15-2009, 02:18 PM
#21
Nontypical Buck
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Ohio and Indiana
Posts: 2,088
RE: .......................a Joke
ORIGINAL: nick_bleuer76
1. What is funner than swinging a baby at 300mph?
................Stopping it with a shovel!
2. Why does Micheal Jackson love 28 yearolds?
..................Because there is 20 of them!
3. How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
................Depends on how hard you through them.
4. What is easier to unload, a truck full of babies or a truck full of bowling balls.
.................Truck full of babies, because you can use a pitch fork!
I would be out turkey hunting, but I ran out of tags!
1. What is funner than swinging a baby at 300mph?
................Stopping it with a shovel!
2. Why does Micheal Jackson love 28 yearolds?
..................Because there is 20 of them!
3. How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
................Depends on how hard you through them.
4. What is easier to unload, a truck full of babies or a truck full of bowling balls.
.................Truck full of babies, because you can use a pitch fork!
I would be out turkey hunting, but I ran out of tags!
05-15-2009, 04:44 PM
#22
Fork Horn
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: PA
Posts: 341
RE: .......................a Joke
alright i got a joke
theres a guy who comes home and sees him mother past out on the floor takes her to the hopital
hes in the wating room and the doc comes out he said that she had a massive stroke but she'll live for 20-30years
so the doc says theres goods news and bad news
ok give me the bad news said the man
well she is palorized so when she talks she makes a loud sqreeching noise
also she cant feed her self so you will have to feed her by hand every day
the guys like oh man this sucks
also she cant go to the bathroom so you'll have to clean her up
and the guy is like man this sucks bad
so he says whats the good news
the doc says haha she's dead
theres a guy who comes home and sees him mother past out on the floor takes her to the hopital
hes in the wating room and the doc comes out he said that she had a massive stroke but she'll live for 20-30years
so the doc says theres goods news and bad news
ok give me the bad news said the man
well she is palorized so when she talks she makes a loud sqreeching noise
also she cant feed her self so you will have to feed her by hand every day
the guys like oh man this sucks
also she cant go to the bathroom so you'll have to clean her up
and the guy is like man this sucks bad
so he says whats the good news
the doc says haha she's dead
good one
05-21-2009, 06:19 PM
#25
Nontypical Buck
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Iowa
Posts: 1,583
RE: .......................a Joke
I have a few...
Did you know that diarrhea is genetic?.......it runs in your genes.
A indian walks into atea shop and asks for some tea. The waiter gives him one. He drinks it... He asks for another one... the waiter gives him one... He drinks it. After 3cups of teathe waiter finally says, sorry sir I can't serve you any more because its not healthy for you. The indian gets mad and leaves. He goes to the tea shop accross the street and has 3 more cups. Then one day the indian's wife went in to get some teaand the waiter asked where her husband was. She said he died in his teepee....
get it? tea pee...
Did you know that diarrhea is genetic?.......it runs in your genes.
A indian walks into atea shop and asks for some tea. The waiter gives him one. He drinks it... He asks for another one... the waiter gives him one... He drinks it. After 3cups of teathe waiter finally says, sorry sir I can't serve you any more because its not healthy for you. The indian gets mad and leaves. He goes to the tea shop accross the street and has 3 more cups. Then one day the indian's wife went in to get some teaand the waiter asked where her husband was. She said he died in his teepee....
get it? tea pee...
05-28-2009, 12:02 PM
#28
Typical Buck
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Northern Louisiana, Coloaro
Posts: 661
RE: .......................a Joke
funny jokes..but i dont have any good ones lol....havent been on in like forever..theres alot of new ppl i only remeber like mossy93, mossy11, simon, red, canadian chick, all those other people...lol