TURKEY SMACK TALK
02-27-2009, 05:59 PM
#21
Nontypical Buck
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Warsaw,MO
Posts: 2,046
RE: SMACK TALK
ORIGINAL: Siman08/OH
MOhunter46- will turn against his own team and bow down to team 3
Thats already happened
James (huntnteen) will get so mad at him that he'll ban him from competition and try to win it with 4 people, because he thinks hes tough after the turkey Godsshined on him last year. But as well all know the only reason that happened is because the deer Gods (The same one who planted Freak Daddy in my part of the woods) dont let him hunt, and the turkey Gods felt bad.
Plus what he doesnt know is that he has nobody else worth mentioning on his team since skybuster will be liquored up most of the time
MOhunter46- will turn against his own team and bow down to team 3
Thats already happened
James (huntnteen) will get so mad at him that he'll ban him from competition and try to win it with 4 people, because he thinks hes tough after the turkey Godsshined on him last year. But as well all know the only reason that happened is because the deer Gods (The same one who planted Freak Daddy in my part of the woods) dont let him hunt, and the turkey Gods felt bad.
Plus what he doesnt know is that he has nobody else worth mentioning on his team since skybuster will be liquored up most of the time
The only reason i saidyou guys were stacked was to make you guys feel better because you guys know you've already lost. Team 2 will dominate, end of story.
02-27-2009, 06:40 PM
#22
Nontypical Buck
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: down in a hole
Posts: 1,441
RE: SMACK TALK
I don't think team 5 has been evaluated yet:
tim03b and shottyhunter24:I have no idea who you are, so yall are worth zilch and will obviously score no points because you are not associated with me.
ksfowler: no, no, no... that is a "goose call." Put that down, and pick up the "turkey call." It calls in "turkeys." 'Atta boy. You'll be all grown up before long.
bayou_buckslayer: shoots like a girl. Probably because she is a girl.
T/C Ampd Out: Hasn't been on in almost a month, so he's worth nothing.
tim03b and shottyhunter24:I have no idea who you are, so yall are worth zilch and will obviously score no points because you are not associated with me.
ksfowler: no, no, no... that is a "goose call." Put that down, and pick up the "turkey call." It calls in "turkeys." 'Atta boy. You'll be all grown up before long.
bayou_buckslayer: shoots like a girl. Probably because she is a girl.
T/C Ampd Out: Hasn't been on in almost a month, so he's worth nothing.
02-27-2009, 11:02 PM
#23
Nontypical Buck
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Windsor, CA
Posts: 2,279
RE: SMACK TALK
ORIGINAL: mossbergman11/OH
heres my take on team 2
huntnteen- he'll have the area all scouted out and put the pinpoint on some nice toms, but the week before turkey season starts in CA arnold schwartzenagger will decide it is unethical to shoot turkeys and call off the season.
skybuster20ga- he'll be too busy partying and getting women he'll forget all about turkey hunting.
dejager- i think hes french?
trevorpt- he'll be too busy watching UK basketball and baseball loose he'll be too depressed to go out.
MOhunter46- will turn against his own team and bow down to team 3
heres my take on team 2
huntnteen- he'll have the area all scouted out and put the pinpoint on some nice toms, but the week before turkey season starts in CA arnold schwartzenagger will decide it is unethical to shoot turkeys and call off the season.
skybuster20ga- he'll be too busy partying and getting women he'll forget all about turkey hunting.
dejager- i think hes french?
trevorpt- he'll be too busy watching UK basketball and baseball loose he'll be too depressed to go out.
MOhunter46- will turn against his own team and bow down to team 3
And the Turkey gods must love me, never been a year without a monster gobbler or two down, you should all be shaking in your boots... And isnt the contest run on a point average system? so hunting with just me as a team mate is a good thing, im taking on these others to handicap myself
02-28-2009, 08:31 AM
#24
Nontypical Buck
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Central Kansas
Posts: 1,289
RE: SMACK TALK
ORIGINAL: Chris_H
I don't think team 5 has been evaluated yet:
tim03b and shottyhunter24:I have no idea who you are, so yall are worth zilch and will obviously score no points because you are not associated with me.
ksfowler: no, no, no... that is a "goose call." Put that down, and pick up the "turkey call." It calls in "turkeys." 'Atta boy. You'll be all grown up before long.
bayou_buckslayer: shoots like a girl. Probably because she is a girl.
T/C Ampd Out: Hasn't been on in almost a month, so he's worth nothing.
I don't think team 5 has been evaluated yet:
tim03b and shottyhunter24:I have no idea who you are, so yall are worth zilch and will obviously score no points because you are not associated with me.
ksfowler: no, no, no... that is a "goose call." Put that down, and pick up the "turkey call." It calls in "turkeys." 'Atta boy. You'll be all grown up before long.
bayou_buckslayer: shoots like a girl. Probably because she is a girl.
T/C Ampd Out: Hasn't been on in almost a month, so he's worth nothing.
03-01-2009, 09:06 AM
#25
Nontypical Buck
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Southwest Ohio
Posts: 2,754
RE: SMACK TALK
ORIGINAL: huntnteen
Y'all forgetting that my governor is a hard core Republican conservative?
And the Turkey gods must love me, never been a year without a monster gobbler or two down, you should all be shaking in your boots... And isnt the contest run on a point average system? so hunting with just me as a team mate is a good thing, im taking on these others to handicap myself
ORIGINAL: mossbergman11/OH
heres my take on team 2
huntnteen- he'll have the area all scouted out and put the pinpoint on some nice toms, but the week before turkey season starts in CA arnold schwartzenagger will decide it is unethical to shoot turkeys and call off the season.
skybuster20ga- he'll be too busy partying and getting women he'll forget all about turkey hunting.
dejager- i think hes french?
trevorpt- he'll be too busy watching UK basketball and baseball loose he'll be too depressed to go out.
MOhunter46- will turn against his own team and bow down to team 3
heres my take on team 2
huntnteen- he'll have the area all scouted out and put the pinpoint on some nice toms, but the week before turkey season starts in CA arnold schwartzenagger will decide it is unethical to shoot turkeys and call off the season.
skybuster20ga- he'll be too busy partying and getting women he'll forget all about turkey hunting.
dejager- i think hes french?
trevorpt- he'll be too busy watching UK basketball and baseball loose he'll be too depressed to go out.
MOhunter46- will turn against his own team and bow down to team 3
And the Turkey gods must love me, never been a year without a monster gobbler or two down, you should all be shaking in your boots... And isnt the contest run on a point average system? so hunting with just me as a team mate is a good thing, im taking on these others to handicap myself
03-01-2009, 03:20 PM
#28
Nontypical Buck
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: down in a hole
Posts: 1,441
RE: SMACK TALK
ORIGINAL: ksfowler
Shoot, i could probably call in a boss tom with a goose call. we will see who is laughing when i win the entire contest myself.
ORIGINAL: Chris_H
I don't think team 5 has been evaluated yet:
tim03b and shottyhunter24:I have no idea who you are, so yall are worth zilch and will obviously score no points because you are not associated with me.
ksfowler: no, no, no... that is a "goose call." Put that down, and pick up the "turkey call." It calls in "turkeys." 'Atta boy. You'll be all grown up before long.
bayou_buckslayer: shoots like a girl. Probably because she is a girl.
T/C Ampd Out: Hasn't been on in almost a month, so he's worth nothing.
I don't think team 5 has been evaluated yet:
tim03b and shottyhunter24:I have no idea who you are, so yall are worth zilch and will obviously score no points because you are not associated with me.
ksfowler: no, no, no... that is a "goose call." Put that down, and pick up the "turkey call." It calls in "turkeys." 'Atta boy. You'll be all grown up before long.
bayou_buckslayer: shoots like a girl. Probably because she is a girl.
T/C Ampd Out: Hasn't been on in almost a month, so he's worth nothing.
03-01-2009, 07:03 PM
#30
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: The Grand Canyon State
Posts: 567
RE: SMACK TALK
ORIGINAL: mossbergman11/OH
hes a 1 in a million example of a stupid republican
ORIGINAL: huntnteen
Y'all forgetting that my governor is a hard core Republican conservative?
And the Turkey gods must love me, never been a year without a monster gobbler or two down, you should all be shaking in your boots... And isnt the contest run on a point average system? so hunting with just me as a team mate is a good thing, im taking on these others to handicap myself
ORIGINAL: mossbergman11/OH
heres my take on team 2
huntnteen- he'll have the area all scouted out and put the pinpoint on some nice toms, but the week before turkey season starts in CA arnold schwartzenagger will decide it is unethical to shoot turkeys and call off the season.
skybuster20ga- he'll be too busy partying and getting women he'll forget all about turkey hunting.
dejager- i think hes french?
trevorpt- he'll be too busy watching UK basketball and baseball loose he'll be too depressed to go out.
MOhunter46- will turn against his own team and bow down to team 3
heres my take on team 2
huntnteen- he'll have the area all scouted out and put the pinpoint on some nice toms, but the week before turkey season starts in CA arnold schwartzenagger will decide it is unethical to shoot turkeys and call off the season.
skybuster20ga- he'll be too busy partying and getting women he'll forget all about turkey hunting.
dejager- i think hes french?
trevorpt- he'll be too busy watching UK basketball and baseball loose he'll be too depressed to go out.
MOhunter46- will turn against his own team and bow down to team 3
And the Turkey gods must love me, never been a year without a monster gobbler or two down, you should all be shaking in your boots... And isnt the contest run on a point average system? so hunting with just me as a team mate is a good thing, im taking on these others to handicap myself
I can point out plenty if you'd like.......... but i'm hoping that was joke.
