little johnny
 

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class.

One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"

When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!"

The Teacher fainted.

RE: little johnny
 

lol! thats a good one

RE: little johnny
 

LMAO, heard it before but it never seems to get old

RE: little johnny
 

hahaha

-CC

RE: little johnny
 

lol awesome.

RE: little johnny
 

man that is too funny
i got one that is pretty sick but its funny some kid at schhol told me it today
what sound does a baby make in the microwave?

i dont know i was to busy jacking off to it:D

RE: little johnny
 

im pretty sick so post it! haha