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i'll start off

if you have more then two cars that are sitting on cement blocks in your driveway than you might be a red neck.

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if you dad walks you to school because your in the same grade you might just be a redneck!:D

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If you consider hittn a deer on the highway at 70mph fast food you mite be a redneck.

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if people can tell your married because you have dip spit stains down both sides of your truck you might be a redneck

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If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Cool Whip" on them

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If the tires on your truck cost more then the truck.

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If your cabelas catalog is kept next to the toilet at all times.

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If you have the limited edition, hardcover, cabelas catolog with 1345 pages, next to your toilet (which I do!!!!lol) you might be a redneck. Thats the way it should be livetohunt, lol.

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o i agree jhtrapperlol no doupt about that one. You mite be a redneck if you consider a stick of C4 a fish finder.

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you might be a redneck if u have the taxedermist on speed dial

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you might be a redneck if you and your bud shoot the doves at the opening ceremony at the olympics.

you might be a redneck if you and your bud crack out the duck calls at your sons graduation.

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if your bass boat is a pallet with a trolling motor and lawn chair.
also if your carpet is the big buck dad shot last year.

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That bass boat thing is a good idea hahahaha.

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You mite be a redneck if your idea of safe S** is a paded head board.

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Holy SCHNIKEYS i guess im a redneck!!!

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lmao

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If you miss jury duty because of your fifth grade graduation you might be a redneck.:D

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bad a ching

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If the longest ten years of your life was the third grade.;)

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If you get in trouble for makin love to your teacher and your home schooled you mite be redneck.